过年最怕亲戚问的10个问题:老外都知道(双语)

  这是一年中最酸爽的时节,亲戚们攒了一整年的都在这个时候向你开炮。这些听着让你耳朵生茧的如今已经“美名远播”,连老外都知道的一清二楚!漫威新片《死侍》的春节特别版预告就恶搞了一把我们回家过年的惨痛经历,小贱贱如同被亲戚附身了一般开始连环发问。嘿,你好!这个猴年,你又被盘问了吗?

  以下是英语君摘取的buzzfeed选取过年最怕被亲戚盘问的Question TOP10,你中招了么?

  1. “Are you dating anyone?”

  “有对象了不?”

  We're Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.

  我们只是脸书好友(朋友圈点赞关系)而已啦奶奶。这我已经回答过你啦。

  2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex's name here]?”

  “(你前任的名字)最近怎么样了?”

  3. “How has the weight loss been going?”

  “减肥减得怎样了?”

  Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of pie.

  不好意思,派挡住了,听不见你在说什么。

  4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that's either basic, or actually impossible]?”

  “帮忙看看怎么让这个iPhone(要么是很简单的操作,要么是不可能的)行么?”

  Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.

  妈,别再把USB插口往墙头插座插啦。

  5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it?”

  “要是我给你一张健身房会员卡,你会用吗?”

  6. “Do you need money?”

  “你需要钱么?”

  I do, and I completely hate myself for it.

  要啊!真是好讨厌自己这一点。

  7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married?”

  “你和你男/女朋友啥时候结婚?”

  This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.

  要是你的TA也在场,那画面就更美好了。

  8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you?”

  “听说你的微博很有趣,可以粉你吗?”

  Sure, let me just delete everything on it.

  当然可以,让我删掉所有东西先~

  9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been?”

  “最近工作/学习怎样啊?”

  BRB(Be right back.)

  我先拜了,马上回==

  10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren?”

  “打算什么时候给我们生孙子孙女啊?”

  If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.

  妈你要是再问一次,我们马上开车掉头回家。

  (来源:沪江英语)

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